It's a sad fact -- the world is full of douchebags. You want a simple and effective way of telling these "people" what they really are. So we'll keep this simple: send them a douche in the mail.
What the douchebag will get:
- One packaged vaginal douche (with fresh scent).
- An accompanying letter highlighting the recipient's name. (Sorry, no personal notes.)
- NEW! A card directing them to a private page where only they can submit a comment to you, all without knowing who you are or who is reading their comment.
- Satisfaction of knowing you've given full, anonymous awareness to another of the world's douchebags.
- Complete anonymity! No need to go to a store and risk being seen buying one of these things. The recipient douchebag will have no clue who the douche came from (unless of course you or one of your douchebag friends lets it slip out somehow.) They can ask us who sent it, but we'll never tell.
- NEW! A custom link where you can check if the recipient douchebag left a comment.
| Did you receive a douche? Enter the ID# from your card: |
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Letter samples:
Simply Put Employment Letter Doctor's Letter Diploma The Douche Fairy Be sure to check back for more soon! |
IMPORTANT! When checking out, MAKE SURE you indicate the shipping address of the intended recipient, NOT yours (well, unless you are a douche and really do want one of these for yourself.) |
DISCLAIMER: We are not responsible in any way for repercussions resulting from the sending or receiving of these items. We will in no way divulge the sending party's information to anyone -- your secret is safe with us.
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